Thursday, March 03, 2005

no humour.

i have found that my past few days were devoid of any sort of funny incidences because my mum doesnt want to go out. but she has found some way to get back at me.

tv is on, watching quite an interesting program on discovery.

me, eyes glued to the plastic box, trying to pay no attention to mum's idle chatter.

mum: you know that i dont believe in culture........... they should all believe in God.
mum(again): you know i dont believe in people cooking the best or what... it depends on indvidual taste mah....
mum!: oh! like you know that time your aunty.............................................................
blahblahblah. so we should all believe in God.

oh my goodness. my whole show ruined. yes, im a christian... but i dont think i make this kinda irrelavent links. almost all her sentences end with they should believe in God. i do, but she has to learn to be more tactful. wonder if there's some class she can take for that.

hah. it just brings me back to my old days in secondary school....

mum: you're becoming rebellious! you're becoming a delinquent!
me: nope... i just found some better things to do than just sitting at home watching all the tv reruns.
mum: no... i can't understand you at all.

in two weeks time... my mum is a proud member of a counselling class called "fei yue"-classes to teach you how to communicate effectively with your teenaged child. haha.

i'll start a class called "how to spread the gospel in an effective way that people won't find too many reasons to mock, ridicule, or ignore you. it's called being tactful and logical." well since my mum only endorses christian courses... well at least this will make her a better person. if only someone will come up with material for it and conduct the class.

haha. i contributed. i came up with the name of the class. with the abbreviation of "HTSTGIAEWTPWFTMRTMROIYICBTAL" haha that's hard to chew.

gwen blogged at 3:58 PM